Ruby: Hi, it’s me.
Fly: You sound quiet, are you okay?
Ruby: Did you order anything on line recently to be shipped here?
Fly: No, I don’t think so.
Ruby: Because a box was just delivered.
Fly: Oh, you got a present?
Ruby: I. Hope. So.
Fly: What do you mean?
Ruby: Well, I got a box addressed to me from a popular online retailer, but I didn’t order what’s inside.
Fly: Um. What’s inside?
Ruby: A knife.
Ruby: A big knife.
Fly: How big?
Ruby: 8 inch chef’s knife…?
Fly: Well, at least it isn’t a hunting knife.
Ruby: There’s that.
Fly: Who’s it from?
Ruby: That’s the problem. There’s no packing slip and the return address is the retailer.
Fly: So, someone anonymously sent you a big knife in the mail.
Fly: You sure it wasn’t Ginger?
Ruby: Oh, I already called her. She said she wished she’d thought of it, but she’s not taking credit.
Fly: So are you just going to start calling all our friends and asking them if they sent you a knife?
Ruby: I thought I’d just call the retailer and ask.
Fly: Where’s the fun in that?
Ruby: You need to stop hanging out with Ginger.