Ginger: Happy Random Day in October!
Ruby: What are those?
Ginger: These are October cookies. This is a haunted house, that’s a tree, these are skeletons and this is Igor.
Ruby: Why is there an Igor in your cookies?
Ginger: Because my cookies were falling apart as I tried to put them on the cookie sheet and so Igor…happened.
Ginger: Are you suggesting you don’t want any of my October cookies?
Ruby: I’m suggesting that once you can bake cookies that aren’t burned on the bottom, I will try those cookies.
Ginger: The mix said to leave them in the oven until they’re brown on the edges.
Ruby: These are black on the bottom. And edges. The centers are brown.
Ginger: The centers are the edges if you look at it inside out.
Ruby: I think I’m going to wait for your next batch.
Ginger: Do you think my co-workers will like them?
Ruby: Probably not.
Ginger: What if I put lots of frosting on them so no one can see the black bits?
Ruby: That will require a lot of frosting.
Ginger: I bought four cans of orange frosting.
Ruby: …okay, so let’s get to frosting.