Ruby: Good morning, this is Ruby.
Ginger: RUBY! This is practically an emergency!!!
Ruby: Hello, Ginger.
Ginger: Ruby! I’m being surrounded by fictional characters come to life and are going to crushed by reality if I can’t find a way to convince them to return to their own realities!
Ruby: That’s not an emergency.
Ginger: I said it was PRACTICALLY an emergency.
Ruby: For one thing, fictional characters don’t spontaneously come to life.
Ginger: I might have wished on a falling star.
Ruby: For the eighth time, you wished on a plane that was landing at the airport. I know because I was with you and pointed it out to you.
Ginger: I might have been talking about a different time.
Ruby: Were you?
Ginger: …we’re getting off topic.
Ginger: Look, I just attended a meeting with Christian Turk, Bryce Larten, Dave Nealson, and Ted Cryss.
Ginger: THAT is your reaction?? I just tell you I attended a meeting with characters from Scrubs, Chuck, NewsRadio and Better Off Ted and all you can say is OKAY?!
Ruby: That’s not who you said you attended a meeting with.
Ginger: Yes it is!
Ruby: Turk’s first name was Christopher. Not Christian.
Ruby: And if you attended a meeting with someone named Bryce Larkin, then you would have attended a meeting with someone from Chuck.
Ginger: Oh, yeah…and it was Ted Crisp and Dave Nelson….wasn’t it?
Ginger: Well, I said it was PRACTICALLY an emergency….
Ginger: Yes, Ruby?
Ruby: I’m hanging up now.