Ruby: …oh, dear heaven and all those who inhabit it – WHAT are you putting in your coffee?
Ginger: The coffee shop was out of sugar packets and they were refilling the sugar shaker thingy and I was running late so I’m using what I found in my purse.
Ruby: When did you buy those? And how did I let you?
Ginger: I FOUND them in my purse. I didn’t buy them. You would have to be drunk to let me buy them. Really…REALLY…drunk.
Ruby: Who in their right mind would put those in your purse?!
Ginger: …do you have an arch nemesis?
Ruby: Until this very moment, I would have said no. Please stop pouring them into your coffee!
Ginger: It’s just sugar…
Ruby: There’s flavoring in them, too – you’re going to rue the day you put…did you just pour SEVEN PIXIE STIX INTO YOUR COFFEE?!?!
Ginger: …no. I ate three while you were thinking about your arch nemeses.
Ruby: What were you thinking??
Ginger: That grapey sugar in my coffee wouldn’t taste as good as cherry sugar in my coffee?
Ruby: …get out of my car.
Ginger: …were I in your position, I would probably do the same.