Ruby: Ginger, wake up.
Ruby: Ginger, wake up – I’m serious. I’m not driving you to the mall if you’re going to sleep in the car.
Ginger: I can’t be sleeping. Sleeping people do not have coffee. I have coffee.
Ruby: I think you’re talking in your sleep.
Ginger: I love my coffee. It makes me warm and awake and the blue rhinoceros fit into a folder.
Ruby: …yeah, you’re talking in your sleep.
Ginger: That’s no way to talk to a pineapple.
Ruby: I’m not driving to the mall unless you wake up, GINGER!
Ginger: Hmff? What? Are we there?
Ruby: You have to be awake if you want me to drive us to the mall.
Ginger: I’m not sleeping. I have coffee. I told you this.
Ruby: Where is your coffee?
Ginger: …um…I think I left it on the kitchen counter. Can we stop for some?
Ruby: Will you stay awake?
Ginger: I’ve been nearly awake practically this whole time without a few minutes in between.
Ruby: You’re hopeless.
Ginger: If I have coffee, I can be awake. Look – there’s a store! They must have coffee…
Ruby: That’s a cell phone store. I don’t think they have coffee.
Ginger: You’d be surprised.
Ruby: I’m not stopping at a cell phone store for a cup of coffee. You’re going to have to find a store that sells coffee.
Ginger: …there’s one at the mall…? And we’re already pointed in that direction…so…
Ruby: So…you owe me a side trip to the yarn store, you’re buying me coffee and you cannot complain the next time I make you watch Doctor Who.
Ginger: …what if I just stay awake until we get to the mall?
Ruby: You failed that task three times already.
Ginger: In that case, I accept your proposal.
Ginger: …can I go back to sleep now?
Ruby: Only if you want to buy me presents at the mall, in addition to the already agreed-upon conditions.
Ginger: You won’t let me play Christmas music to stay awake! I’m trying to get into the Christmas spirit so I can focus on buying Christmas presents for my family!
Ruby: Carry On My Wayward Son is NOT Christmas music!
Ginger: …it’s not?
Ginger: …I knew my brother was lying to me…
Ruby: Look, you just have to stay awake for ten more minutes. Can you do that?
Ginger: Let’s play a game! That will help me stay awake!
Ruby: Okay, fine, we can do that.
Ginger: We can play Guess Who!
Ruby: NO. I’m not your sister.
Ginger: Celebrity Guess Who. You guess who I’m thinking of! It’s a celebrity!
Ruby: Nathan Fillion.
Ginger: …you’re good. Okay, I have another one, and this one is gonna be tough.
Ruby: Jensen Ackles.
Ginger: …okay, two points for you. I think this third one is—
Ruby: Christian Kane.
Ginger: Okay, how are you doing that?
Ruby: Just go back to sleep.
Ginger: No – I have one more! And—
Ruby: Chris Evans.
Ginger: I’m going back to sleep. Mind-reader.
Ruby: Summer Glau.
Ginger: Dang it! I thought I had you there…
Ruby: You didn’t.