Ruby: Hi, Ginger.
Ginger: How did you know it’s me? I’m not calling from one of my regular phones…
Ruby: Things were quiet and I was getting things done. And then the phone rang.
Ginger: That sounds about right.
Ruby: So, what’s up?
Ginger: I’m waiting for a meeting to start, but no one else is in the conference room with me, so I called you.
Ruby: Shouldn’t you call the meeting organizer?
Ginger: …why? Then the meeting might take place.
Ruby: Solid point. Hey, as long as I have you, were you messing with my phone yesterday?
Ginger: You never let me play on your phone since I started adding things to your calendar a year ago.
Ruby: I know. I’m still getting reminders to bake you a cake for Unofficial Save The Baby Llamas Day. I don’t even know what we’re saving them from…
Ginger: That’s why it’s unofficial. When we know, it will become official.
Ruby: ………moving on. What did you do to my phone? It’s tagging my location on every photo as Southern France.
Ginger: Ruby, I’m not supposed to dial international phone numbers from the office. If you’re in France, you should tell me.
Ruby: I’m NOT in France. My phone is just insisting I am.
Ginger: Does this mean I have to get my passport to have dinner with you tonight? I’m going to have to rush up on my French…
Ruby: No, Ginger…
Ginger: ‘Parlay’ is French, right?
Ruby: I don’t think you have the right ‘parlay.’
Ginger: I can’t remember, is coffee ‘cafe,’ ‘kaffe,’ or ‘kohewa’?
Ruby: Why would you need to know that? I have never served you coffee for dinner.
Ginger: But if I’m coming to France for dinner tonight, I should probably stay the night and then I’ll need kopi…or kahvi or…kape…..
Ruby: It frightens me that you know “coffee” in so many languages, yet cannot pronounce “caution” without a pregnant pause.
Ginger: The “T” always confuses me.
Ruby: Shouldn’t you be attending a meeting?
Ginger: Probably. But you moved to France. This is a big deal. I can skip a meeting for this.
Ruby: I moved overnight. I’m pretty sure I’ll move back tonight before dinner.
Ginger: Because the Eiffel Tower isn’t what you hoped it would be?