Ginger: I feel bad you always make dinner for me… I feel like I should contribute once or twice a year…
Ruby: You contribute to Thanksgiving with your family every year. I feel that qualifies as contributing to Thanksgiving in my home, as well.
Ginger: But I can make dinner sometime…how about tonight?
Ruby: Um…what will you “cook” for me and Fly?
Ginger: I have some skills…
Ruby: Really? Because, last I checked, you didn’t know why your oven didn’t have an on-switch.
Ginger: I just decided. It’s Hot Dog Wednesday!
Ruby: …I don’t think that’s a thing.
Ginger: It could be if you’d let it happen.
Ruby: Why Wednesday?
Ginger: Hot Dog Tuesday just sounds like you’re trying too hard.
Ruby: But shouldn’t it be alliterative? Like, I don’t know, Wonton Soup Wednesday?
Ginger: I don’t like wonton soup.
Ruby: Some people do.
Ginger: That’s nice for those people.
Ruby: Maybe some people don’t like hot dogs.
Ginger: Well, fine, Ruby. How about…‘Wurst Wednesday? You can have any ‘wurst you want. Bratwurst, liverwurst…hot dog-wurst…
Ruby: No, ‘Wurst Wednesday sounds too much like WORST Wednesday. And you made it about hot dogs again.
Ginger: Name another food that begins with a W.
Ruby: Welsh Rarebit.
Ginger: Too complicated.
Ruby: White clam chowder.
Ginger: I…doubt I could make that.
Ruby: Wild rice medley.
Ginger: Does it come in a box?
Ruby: Wheat thins and cheese?
Ginger: That sounds like part of Wine Wednesday.
Ruby: Wine Wednesday could be a thing…
Ginger: Great! It’s Wine Wednesday. Bring some Wheat Thins and cheese. I’ll make hot dogs!
Ruby: Where does the wine come from? Me or you?
Ginger: I could whine…
Ruby: I’ll bring something. I promise.
Ginger: I think I can make the wild rice medley…
Ginger: Yeah – I just found it in a box with instructions!
Ruby: …how old is that box?
Ginger: I dunno. My mom probably gave it to me the day I moved out. Rice doesn’t go bad, does it?
Ruby: I will bring Wheat Thins. Please do not make that rice.
Ginger: Does rice normally make scratching noises from inside the box?
Ruby: THROW IT OUT! NOW!!