Ginger: Ants are stupid.
Ruby: Oh? Why is that?
Ginger: I was reading about an ant poison that works by putting a poison gel out, the ants are attracted to it, eat it, and bring it home to feed all the other ants in the colony.
Ruby: Okay, why were you reading about ant poisons?
Ginger: Unless you want to know all the dark secrets of my Google search history, I’m going to ignore your question.
Ruby: …deal. Why does this ant poison make ants stupid?
Ginger: Who would find a food supply where the initial food scouts died and think “Gee, maybe now we can be friends! I shall bring this home to the wife and kids and no harm shall come to us!”
Ruby: I guess it’s a good thing ants haven’t discovered logical thought yet.
Ginger: Well, good for humans. Bad for ants.
Ruby: …what are you eating?
Ginger: A donut. Someone left a whole box in the break room today with a note saying “Free Donuts – Enjoy!”
Ginger: Did you want one? I brought an extra for you…