Ruby: Ginger? Are you awake?
Elle: She’s out like a light…
Ruby: Quick! Let’s put the groceries away before she wakes up!
Elle: I’m pretty sure there are normal people out there who buy their own fruits and vegetables, rather than relying on their friends to sneak them into a fridge in the middle of the night.
Ruby: Those “normal people” you speak of… Do they not believe there are vigilant fairies who magically stock fridges with fruits and vegetables in the middle of the night?
Elle: They do not.
Ruby: They sound boring.
Elle: Why do we have to do this?
Ruby: Ginger believes if the food is in the fridge, she has to eat it. But she never thinks about buying fruits and vegetables.
Elle: But why do we have to do this?
Ruby: She has been sneaking chocolate covered espresso beans into my granola mix for the past week.
Elle: OH. It’s revenge.