Fairies Often Force Healthy Foods On People

Ruby: Ginger? Are you awake?

Elle: She’s out like a light…

Ruby: Quick! Let’s put the groceries away before she wakes up!

Elle: I’m pretty sure there are normal people out there who buy their own fruits and vegetables, rather than relying on their friends to sneak them into a fridge in the middle of the night.

Ruby: Those “normal people” you speak of… Do they not believe there are vigilant fairies who magically stock fridges with fruits and vegetables in the middle of the night?

Elle: They do not.

Ruby: They sound boring.

Elle: Why do we have to do this?

Ruby: Ginger believes if the food is in the fridge, she has to eat it. But she never thinks about buying fruits and vegetables.

Elle: But why do we have to do this?

Ruby: She has been sneaking chocolate covered espresso beans into my granola mix for the past week.

Elle: OH. It’s revenge.

Ruby: Exactly.

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