Ruby: Hey, Ginger…?
Ruby: Why is my computer suggesting haunted hotels for my next vacation?
Ginger: Why are you asking me? Maybe Fly wants to see a ghost.
Ruby: I’m sorry. You are absolutely right. My husband, who has never shown the slightest hint of an inclination to see a ghost the entire time I have known him, could have been the last person on my computer.
Ginger: Or your computer is haunted. That’s also a possibility.
Ruby: Let’s call that a less-likely scenario.
Ginger: It’s possible that your computer got haunted and THEN Fly wondered about haunted hotels.
Ruby: You realize that with every “solution” you offer, you really only get further from reality, right?
Ginger: I’ve never really been a fan of reality.
Ruby: I’ve noticed.
Ginger: Can I go now? I was making a snack.
Ruby: What were you making and how much of a mess will I need to clean?
Ginger: ……I was microwaving some marshmallows.
Ruby: Did you make any for me?
Ginger: Depends, did you want the chocolate syrup drizzled on yours?
Ginger: Then, yes. Yes, I did make some for you.
Ruby: Hey, Ginger?
Ruby: I will not stay in a haunted hotel with you.
Ginger: I know. But my sister doesn’t know the hotels are haunted if I look it up on your computer.
Ruby: I feel like I should call her…
Ginger: Not if you want this snack…
Ruby: ……….what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.
Ginger: I hoped you’d see it my way.