It’s The Hap-Happiest Season Of All

Ginger: It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Ruby: Are we doing that again?

Ginger: Doing what?

Ruby: Oh good. We’re not.

Ginger: Don’t do that. What did you think we were doing again?

Ruby: Is that a new pin on your coat? It’s lovely.

Ginger: Thank you! I got it as a gift.

Ruby: That’s so nice! Say, Ginger, why is it the most wonderful time of the year?

Ginger: I have so many vacation days leftover that I can just say “meh. Don’t wanna work today” AND I still have my vacation lined up!

Ruby: Oh, that’s right…you’re going on vacation.

Ginger: Yes!

Ruby: You’re not going around the world, again, are you?

Ginger: Nope!

Ruby: And you’re not going around to all the small towns that make it sound like you’re going around the world again, are you?

Ginger: Nope!

Ruby: …where are you going?

Ginger: I’m staying home and sleeping in every single day!

Ruby: What did you tell your coworkers?

Ginger: That I’m going on a crazy wild trip that doesn’t allow cameras or sleep and that when I come back, I will be so jetlagged I probably won’t know where I am for a month!

Ruby: Because you plan on becoming completely nocturnal during your vacation?

Ginger: Yeah. Pretty much.

Ruby: You have strange definitions of “the most wonderful.”

Ginger: I’ve been told.

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