Ginger: It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Ruby: Are we doing that again?
Ginger: Doing what?
Ruby: Oh good. We’re not.
Ginger: Don’t do that. What did you think we were doing again?
Ruby: Is that a new pin on your coat? It’s lovely.
Ginger: Thank you! I got it as a gift.
Ruby: That’s so nice! Say, Ginger, why is it the most wonderful time of the year?
Ginger: I have so many vacation days leftover that I can just say “meh. Don’t wanna work today” AND I still have my vacation lined up!
Ruby: Oh, that’s right…you’re going on vacation.
Ruby: You’re not going around the world, again, are you?
Ruby: And you’re not going around to all the small towns that make it sound like you’re going around the world again, are you?
Ruby: …where are you going?
Ginger: I’m staying home and sleeping in every single day!
Ruby: What did you tell your coworkers?
Ginger: That I’m going on a crazy wild trip that doesn’t allow cameras or sleep and that when I come back, I will be so jetlagged I probably won’t know where I am for a month!
Ruby: Because you plan on becoming completely nocturnal during your vacation?
Ginger: Yeah. Pretty much.
Ruby: You have strange definitions of “the most wonderful.”
Ginger: I’ve been told.