Ginger: Ruby? Are you home?
Ruby: Ginger? Is it really you?
Ginger: …is that a trick question?
Ruby: I was beginning to think you gave up visiting us for Lent.
Ginger: I kind of did…but not intentionally.
Ruby: This requires an explanation.
Ginger: I gave up putting myself in situations wherein I found myself wanting to explain what should be simple things to what turns out to be simple-minded people. As a result, I had to stop taking the bus. As a result, I had to stop visiting you.
Ruby: But you’re here now.
Ginger: Yes. A friend was driving this way, so I asked her to drop me off.
Ruby: Interesting. How were you planning on getting home?
Ginger: Batting my eyes and showing off my ankles?
Ruby: Good plan. Let me know if it works.
Ginger: You can make all the idle threats you want. I brought Tim Tams.
Ruby: If you want my advice, skip the ankle-peep and just flash the Aussie biscuits.
Ginger: Is Fly home?
Ruby: Not yet. He got pulled into a surgery. Why?
Ginger: I might have eaten a few of the Tim Tams. There might be enough for you and….you.
Ruby: How many Tim Tams did you bring?
Ginger: If you count the two I saved for you…..two.
Ruby: We just won’t tell Fly about it this time…
Ginger: Have we told him about the other times I brought you Tim Tams and we didn’t save any for him?
Ruby: Not if you still want that ride home tonight…
Ginger: Got it.