Ruby: Ginger, what did you do to my computer?
Ginger: Which time?
Ruby: Recently. I’m looking for a folder and everything has been renamed.
Ginger: How do you know it wasn’t your husband?
Ruby: Because he rarely names a folder “Second Star To The Left.”
Ginger: That is your folder of documents that have to do with tax information. You know how I know that?
Ruby: Because you renamed my folder?
Ginger: Well, that, too. But because the directions to Never-Never Land are Second Star to the RIGHT. That means in order to get back to earth, you’d have to reverse the direction.
Ruby: WHY DID YOU RENAME MY FOLDERS ON MY COMPUTER?
Ginger: You said I had to entertain myself. So I went to play Minesweeper on your computer, but I couldn’t find it.
Ruby: That’s because I don’t HAVE Minesweeper on my computer.
Ginger: Well, now you kinda do… Each folder has a certain number of files in it and a document with clues about where the bomb.png is located.
Ginger: Yeah. I drew it in Paintbrush and then saved a bunch of copies all over the place.
Ruby: You realize I will have my revenge, right?
Ginger: I know. Which is why the folder called “Here Be Dragons” has a map of where I put your documents and pictures and stuff.
Ruby: That doesn’t make up for this chaos.
Ginger: It might, if you gave it a solid effort.
Ruby: Remember that when you can’t find your coffee.
Ginger: ………..I can put it all back. The way you had it. I promise!